Auld Lang Syne 
Lutessa MUSIC: 'Should auld mudders be forgot and never brought to IMM? 
Should auld mudders be forgot and days of auld mudders whine. 
For old mudders whine, my dear for auld mudders whine,' 
Lutessa MUSIC: 'we'll take a cup of deny yet for auld mudders whine. 
(repeat entire verse til IMMed or denied)' 

Away In A  Manger 
Lutessa MUSIC: 'Away in an area, no map for his head, The little scared newbie gossips "Help me I'm dead!" The mob in the area had killed him where he lay The little scared newbie on his very first day.' 
Lutessa MUSIC: 'The mobs they are hunting, the newbie awakes But the little newbie more crying he makes I pity thee, little newbie, sleeping at the pit 
In order to stand, you must awake and sit.' 
 
Deck the Halls  
Stardeo MUSIC: 'Deck the Guildhalls with Zog's liver, fa la la la la,  
la la la la. He drinks so much, it make you shiver, fa la la la la, la la la  
la. Never is he slight sober, fa la la la la, la la. Buy him shots of  
yuletide liquor, fa la la la la...la la laaaa laaa'  
Stardeo gossips 'I still can't fix all the typos. Go figure.'   

Do You Hear What I Hear? 
Meesh MUSIC: 'said the immortal to her little puppet; do you see what 
i see; way up in the school, little puppet; a newbie, a newbie, running from 
the imp! with his ta-il tucked between his legs' 
Meesh MUSIC: 'with his ta-il tucked between his legs'  

Dreidle x 3  
Zog MUSIC: 'oh....golem golem golem, I made him out of clay...and if you're still regenning, oh golem he will slay!'  

The First Noel  
Zog MUSIC: 'The first No tell the immortals did say Was to certain poor spammers in guilds as they lay...In guilds as they lay, keeping others from sleep On a cold winter's night the spam was so deep. '  
Zog MUSIC: 'No tell, No tell, No tell, No tell, Born is the annoyance of Liselle.'  

Frosty the Snowman  
Zog MUSIC: 'Yordi the Slowman, was a jolly happy soul, With a green wooden sword and a pointy helm, and two earrings made of gold.Yordi the Slowman, is a fairytale, they say. He was totally slow, but the children know he came to level one day.'  

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen  
Lotex says 'God rest ye elves, and dwarves and men, pray nothing let you  
slay. Remember the 's' in Scorpios or they'll be hell to pay! To save you  
from his painful grasp, no one can save your slay.'  
Lotex says 'Oh CR's will need be done all day. Night and Day. Oh CR's for  
you'll be done all day.'   

Good King Wenceslas  
Zog MUSIC: 'Good King ShadowSpawn looked out, On the Feast of Sevyn, When the notes lay round about, Long and spaced and even Brightly shone the moon that night, Tho' the note was cruel, When a poor mort wrote a note Gath'ring imming fuel. '  

The Greatest Gift Of All 
Marvin MUSIC: 'Dawn is slowly Breaking The imms are all been gone You and i are waiting For the bronze dragon to pop' 
Marvin MUSIC: 'There are treasures in the cave Blood stains on the wall Sharing experience with you is the greatest gift of all' 
Marvin MUSIC: 'My haste is slowly fading Chill is in his breath All the treasures are laying For all the morts to get'  

Here We Come A Caroling 
Sloth MUSIC: 'Here we come a vorpaling with a sack full of heads. 
Here we come a vorpaling the monsters full of dread. 
May the mob heads roll for you, and maybe a twit or two. 
With a chop and a slice and maybe a stab for you. 
with a chop and a slice just for you.' 
  
Jingle Bells  
Zog MUSIC: 'Dashing through the Midgaard...looking for mobs to slay, Over the fields we go, Laughing all the way... swords on armor ring, making spirits bright, What fun it is to kill and sing A slaying song tonight'  
Lotex MUSIC: 'Oh, Morris bells, Morris bells, lost in void today. Oh  
what fun it is to fly in a norecall area all day. hey?'  

Let It Snow 
Stardeo MUSIC: 'The mobiles outside are frightful, but the pit inside's delightful. And there's really no place to explore, I'll powerlevel some more, some more, some more.'  

Little Drummer Boy  
Lotex MUSIC: 'Flee the told him, pa rum-pa-pum pum. Recall they told  
him pa rum-pa-pum-pum. "I swear I'll solo him!" pa rum-pa-pum pum. But  
slayed before the king pa rum-pa-pum pum, rum pa-pum pum, rum pa pum pum. . .'  
Lotex MUSIC: 'So to honor him pa rum-pa-pum pum. Headless he comes.'   

O Holy Night  
Lotex MUSIC: 'Oh holy Sprite, the dwarves are busy mining. It is the  
place to find a mithrill girth. Fall on your knees. Oh hear the laughing  
gossips. Oh Hassan, you find. . .oh Hassan, just vorpalled you.'   

On The Twelvth Day Of Christmas 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my first day of mudding, Stardeo said to me' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'Read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On the second day of mudding Stardeo said to me, don't 
swear on gossip and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'on my third day of mudding Stardeo said to me, train in 
your guild, don't swear on gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'on my fourth day of mudding Stardeo said to me watch 
the caps please, train in your guild, don't wear on gossip, and read the FAQ 
for newbies.' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my fifth day of mudding Stardeo said to me, DON'T 
MULTIPLAY, watch the caps please, train in your guild, don't swear on 
gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lotex MUSIC: 'Don't Mul...ti....play!' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my fifth day of mudding Stardeo said to me, DON'T 
MULTIPLAY, watch the caps please, train in your guild, don't swear on 
gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my sixth day of mudding Stardeo said to me, I'm 
tired of your whining, DON'T MULTIPLAY, watch the caps please, train in your 
guild, don't swear on gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my seventh day of mudding Stardeo said to me, I'm 
sick of your spamming, I'm tired of your whining, DON'T MULTIPLAY, watch the 
caps please, train in your guild, don't swear on gossip, and read the FAQ 
for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my eight day of mudding Stardeo said to me, 
Appropriate emoting, I'm sick of your spamming, I'm tired of your whining,  
DON'T MULTIPLAY, watch the caps please, train in your guild, don't swear on 
gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'on my ninth day of mudding Stardeo said to me, What's 
withthe dying, appropriate emoting, I'm sick of your spamming, I'm tired of 
your whining' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'DON'T MULTIPLAY' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'watch the caps please, train in your guild, don't swear 
on gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my tenth day of mudding Stardeo said to me, No doona 
stealing, what's with the dying,  appropriate emoting, I'm sick of your 
spamming, I'm tired of your whining' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'DON'T MULTIPLAY (but I wasn't!)' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'watch the caps please, train in your guild, don't swear 
on gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my eleventh day of mudding Stardeo said to me, I'm 
considering denying, no doona stealing, what's with the dying, apprpriate 
emoting, I'm sick of your spamming, I'm tired of your whining' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'DON'T MULTIPLAY(really I didn't!)' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'Watch the caps please, train in your guild, don't swear 
on gossip, and read the FAQ for newbies' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'On my twelfth day of mudding, Stardeo said to me...' 
Lisen MUSIC: 'I'm not babysitting you anymore.  Bye.'  

Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer 
Modi MUSIC: 'Hod the rednosed blind god....had a very shiny bow...and 
if you ever saw it...saw it' 
Modi MUSIC: 'you would even say it ERADICATES' 
Modi MUSIC: 'All of the other gods....used to laugh and call him 
names and none of the other gods would let them play their mort killing games' 
Modi MUSIC: 'then one foggy snapdragon eve ' 
Modi MUSIC: 'old zeus came to say......Hod will you kill morts for me today 
Modi MUSIC: 'Now all the other gods love him.....they look at hod and 
squeel with delight (for Meesh)' 
Modi MUSIC: 'Hod the rednosed blind god...' 
Modi MUSIC: ' you will go down in his....tor....yyyyyyyyyy'  

Silent Night  
Zog MUSIC: 'silent mort....holy mort....not too calm....not too bright....irl virgin...still mama's child...holy infant so tender and mild....sleep in heavenly IP's....slee-eeep in heavenly IP's.'   

Twas The Night Before Christmas
A Poem interpreted by Sloth:
                 Twas The night before Rom-mas and all through the city,
                 everyone was decorating so everything was pretty.
                 The mortals hung their girdles by the altar with glee,
                 in hope that Stardeo was who they would see.
                 And what to my amazement appeared through some portals,
                 a crowd of mostly powerful immortals!
                 And the a mysterious person came from afar,
                 I knew that moment it must be imm Star.
                 Then Quicker than fidos the immortals came, 
                 as Star gossiped "Come on zog" and each immortals name.
                 So up to the temple all the imms flew,
                 with a sack full of restrings and Stardeo too.
                 Down a rainbow they came with a trip and a stumble,
                 Star was looking so sharp I felt kinda humble.
                 He quoted no quote but went straight to work,
                 filling the girdles not owned by a jerk.
                 Then uttering a spell, I don't know how it goes,
                 and starting to glow he quickly rose.
                 But I heard him yell as he flew into the night,
                 "Merry Rom-mas to all, now get out of my sight!"
                
Up On A House Top 
Sloth MUSIC: 'Up on a mountain top Tiamat struts, waiting to fry you and pull out your guts. down the mountain side your corpse will roll, along with your armor and your puny elf bow.' 
Sloth MUSIC: 'FRY FRY FRY, YOU WILL DIE, FRY FRY FRY, YOU WILL DIE. 
Up on a mountain top tiamat struts, waitiong to fry you and pull out your guts.'  

We Three Kings  
Zog MUSIC: 'we three imms of orient are...bearing gifts we traverse afar...o'er field and fountain, moor and mountain...following yonder star'  
Zog MUSIC: 'except forget the gifts part.'  
 

Brought to you by Jake Basker in association with Rivers Of Mud. 
Jake is at m.c.eye@earthling.net 
ROM is at telnet://rom.org:9000 
more contributions are encouraged. 
updated 12/14/99